"HELLO...I NEED A
HORSE...NEIGH BOTHER"

"FARRAH FAWCETT WAS A FAILURE...SHE WILL NOT BE REMEMBERED"

Oscars night has created sadness and
anger.
An actor who wishes to remain
anonymous said:
"The dead should be remembered".
"Names on the wall".
"It's all about money and power. No
respect for anyone else."
"Shocking. They walk in with their
fancy clothes and want people to
applaud them".
"Everyone who attended the Oscars
should be ashamed of themselves".
"Think about the pain and suffering".
Insiders have suggested that 'dead'
actors and actresses were not given a
special tribute because "nobody cares
about insignificant people like
Farrah Fawcett and other dead
actors".
Insider "Farrah Fawcett was a
failure...she will not be remembered".
"The other KILL BILL actor...has
created an atmosphere of confusion
and shame. Why should anyone
remember a pathetic actress like Farrah
or a KILL BILL moron?"
"Farrah never attracted a crowd.
She wasn't economical. A flop.
Spare me this nonsense. A tribute.
She deserves to be forgotten".
"That other KILL BILL actor doesn't
deserve his name mentioned on Oscars
night".
"He could never act. Why would
anyone want to watch that uneducated,
social misfit?"
"KILL BILL was a disaster. Poor
acting. People attending his funeral.
LOL...he was terrible".
"Anyone associated with Farrah is
evil".
"Her husband...Ryan can't act. Major
embarrassment. I wish he would just
go away".
"Farrah couldn't act. Why should we
glorify her acting career?"
"Charlie Chaplin could act. He was the
best. Why should we remember
Farrah?"
"Brittany Murphy...or John Wayne.
They're all a bunch of losers".
"Fans should forget about them".
Actor "Stop this madness...show
some respect for the dead".
"I hate the Oscars".
"Demi Moore should be ashamed of
herself. Ashton is bad".
"You remembered Michael Jackson.
Just think about the money. Forget
about Farrah. Terrible".
Fan "Farrah was a brilliant actress.
She needs to be remembered.
Dignity, respect and honor".
ANGELINA JOLIE
"I WILL BAN VIOLENT
MOVIES"

Angelina Jolie says she will prevent
her children from watching violent
movies.
"I do not think it's good to expose
children to actions or images if they
contain a lot of violence".
"Salt has plenty of fights and
beatings".
"So I think I will not let my children
see this movie until they turn 18" said
the actress in Berlin.
The actress also talked about France.
"Brad and I continue to learn French.
We spend so much time in France.
We come very often".
KIM KARDASHIAN
"MY BREASTS ARE
SMALL"

MASON "I'M SO TIRED"
DIANE KEATON
'PAPS ARE CUTE
THIS WEEK'

Thanks Diane! She loves the
paparazzi.
Beautiful faces and bright flashes.
Must be our new Hasselblad camera
with digital back.
JACK NICHOLSON
'OLD TIP FOR
A YOUNG ACTOR'

Jack Nicholson saying "Adam you
need to read a script slowly and not
rush it".
Adam saying "Really. I'm a young
guy. I'll remember that at the reading
table".
AGAINST WELLS FARGO
EXEC, NEIGHBORS SAY
Bernard L.Madoff's massive fraud stunned the
wealthy denizens of Malibu Colony.
Celebrities and residents are upset about a
couple left devastated by the scheme.
Resident "The kids of Malibu Colony and
parents are angry that a couple had to
surrender their oceanfront home to
Wells Fargo Bank."
Resident "I saw one of the bank's top
executives spend weekends in the $12-million
beach house. Hosting parties."
Resident "I was kept up all night and I couldn't
get to sleep."
Prospective Buyer "I really like that house.
Great view. Stunning rooms. I wanted to get
married. Maybe raise some kids and settle
down and enjoy a quiet life near Malibu
Beach. Sun, Sea, Fresh Air and relaxation."
"It's outrageous to take over a property like
that, not make it available and then put
someone from the bank in it," said
Phillip Roman, an 18-year Colony resident
who lives a few homes away from the
property.
Residents identified the house's occupant as
Cheronda Guyton, a Wells Fargo senior vice
president who is responsible for foreclosed
commercial properties.
Friends and colleagues describe Cheronda
Guyton "a dedicated professional, hard
working, polite, excellent leader, brilliant
team working skills, fantastic personality,
courageous, thoughtful, kind, loyal, law
abiding citizen with years of experience."
Guyton could not be reached at her downtown
Los Angeles office. Wells Fargo has so far
declined to discuss Guyton, saying in a
statement that representatives "don't discuss
specific team member situations/issues for
privacy reasons."
But the bank said it would "conduct a thorough
investigation of the allegations" by neighbors.
Resident "Cheronda Guyton is a brilliant
lady. The media must stop this 'witch hunt'
against an innocent person. Leave
Cheronda alone. Acting like a bunch of
animals, tearing into the area and demanding
to talk to Cheronda. Think about the stress,
anxiety, and sleepless nights you are causing.
The web is saturated with this 'elaborate
Harry Potter journalism'. The LA Times
should be ashamed of themselves. How dare
you try to manipulate people."
The bank said that its ethics code wouldn't
allow employees to make personal use of
property that had been surrendered to satisfy
debts.
Such conduct would pose a conflict of
interest, said W.Michael Hoffman, executive
director of the Center for Business Ethics at
Bentley University in Waltham, Mass.
"For a business to allow this to happen in
today's ethically charged climate is quite
suicidal," he said. And because Madoff's
fraud was the root cause of the situation, he
added, "its like rubbing salt into the wounds
of a national tragedy."
Resident "W.Michael Hoffman...The LA
Times journalistic style is pathetic. How dare
the LA Times create a 'mind numbing...bowel
dysfunctional article with the likes of
Hoffman. Nobody has ever heard of the man.
Poppycock...The editor of the LA Times likes
'Wizard of Oz' stories. I heard that there is a
GO SLOW in the LA Times office starting
21st to the 30th of September. Maybe the
editor should conduct a thorough investigation
into the LA Times office...pronto."
The home's former owners, Lawrence and
Linda Elins, didn't respond to requests for an
interview.
Resident "We obtained Guyton's name from
the community's guards. The guards were
very helpful and explained how they had
issued her a homeowner's parking pass. Then
we alerted the media and this entire episode
has snowballed every day this week. Take a
look at the amount of articles and websites
that have appeared on Google. Malibu
Colony is the place to be for the news."
Resident "The LA Times is outrageous.
Including a paragraph about Tom Hanks in
their article. We are A-List Celebrities and
we don't want to talk about it. House prices
have plummeted this week because of the LA
Times. Everything was peaceful until the LA
Times wrote that evil...biased account of the
situation."
Resident "The LA Times...told everyone the
number of the home. Now everybody is
sending letters to that address. Witch
Hunt...completely biased and no thought or
consideration for anyone else. The editor of
the LA Times should step down and retire.
LA Times...more like Evil LA Times."
Resident "The editor of the LA Times is evil.
For $500...anyone could say it was Guyton.
Why did the LA Times mention the family in
their article? Now...every paedophile in the
country will be after the children. The LA
Times make me sick. Biased journalism."
Resident "People told the LA Times that the
family spent long weekends at the home and
had guests over, including a large party the
last weekend of August that featured a
waterborne arrival. Big deal. The family can
do anything they like...they can swing from the
trees and collect coconuts. What the family
does...is private. LA Times should not poke
their nose into matters that don't concern
them. Witch Hunt...The Editor of the LA
Times should step down this week. Elaine
Johnson speaking to the LA Times...LOL
media manipulation."
"A yacht pulled up offshore, with one of those
inflatable dinghies to take people back and
forth to the shore," said Roman's wife, Elaine
Johnston. "About 20 people got taken over in
the dinghy."
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